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Pecan Sandies 

Other than a cookie, it's a, a sexual meaning...

"We gotta trick the moms into letting us bop with 'em" -Frank Reynolds
I went to the store, but they were out of Pecan Sandies, so looks like you and I are going to make our own...if you know what I mean...
Pecan Sandies by barbaradear February 8, 2009

pecan monkey 

a derogatory way to describe a person of african decent that harvest pecans by swinging on the tree tops snatching the hard to reach nuts
man you can tell your in georgia with with all these pecan monkies wondering around.

"it must not be cotton season because i havent seen a pecan monkey on the ground yet!"

some times the pecon farmers sit out by schools just to see all the juvenille pecan monkies on the monky bars.

Pecan Sandy 

A very rough HJ, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. A likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed penis. Perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular HJs, i.e. Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.
"Wow, I was so drunk last night that I went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. My dick is so raw, I can't even put on a pair of pants."
Pecan Sandy by LongJahnSilver June 19, 2013

pecan season 

i havent seen you in about three pecan seasons.
pecan season by omar1021 May 11, 2009

Pecan Spinwheel 

A sexual act, where one has a well lubracted penis, and inserts it into an asshole, and then procedes to spin this said asshole around while still inside of it.
Dude I was with that chick last night, gave her the ol' Pecan Spinwheel, but she got dizzy and threw up on me." "Did you finish?" "Of course once you start a Pecan Spinwheel you don't stop until Boosh!

Pecan ice cream 

After eating ice cream, you and your partner have sexual intercourse.
"Me and my girlfriend just 'had' Pecan Ice Cream."
Pecan ice cream by ThatOrNot January 20, 2018