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Lower sun peasant

Often accompanied by ‘go down, like your grades, dooown.’ Lower sun peasant is a royal insult and means ridiculously stupid.
You have a class in lower sun!! Go DOWWN Lower sun peasant
by Skekskkksnn November 2, 2019
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Special Peasant

A person that does one special, specific thing for you many times.
"Henry's my new special peasant for going to baseball games." "Cool, Alisha is my special peasant for highfives!"
by ChattyChic713 July 28, 2015
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Sigma Peasant

A highly focussed introveted version of the Sigma Male
he might not look like a chad
but he is surtently a giga chad of inteligence
he will fight hi oponents with a rock and still go through their medieval armour
most of all
the Sigma Peasant is always quick with his thoughts
if you try to roast him
he will respond faster than you can get to laugh of your own joke
there is only one of his speciece
but soon
there might come more
he will make sure you get anything you want
he is a true gentleman
he might not have many friends
but he is surtenly trustworthy
he will help you get that fat +K/D in any competitive game
one thing you cant do to him
is comanding him
he will not accept simpletons such as Betas, alphas and others
he will do things for you in return of a friendship
and sigma peasant is not single
he is full of asian girls around him
"damn is that guy helping tommy play cod?"
"yeah, he is such a Sigma Peasant"
by Asian Tigh lover May 17, 2022
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Springer Peasant

A person who chooses to purchase nerf guns that don't use batteries to shoot., instead opting to use blasters that use air compression to fire darts.
!!!!FLYWHEEL MASTER RACE, DESTUCTION TO ALL SPRINGER PEASANTS!!!!
by DartDuck November 30, 2024
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Peasent Scum

Any person in connection with either a) Pretending to have have money and not squeeching off the dole or b) being bogan scum. Scum should be totally avoided and killed where possible. They may attempt to get you pregnant at 15
You are peasent scum, I earn an 8-figure salary, obey me please!
by PseudonymNoob November 26, 2013
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Pleasant surprise

A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.

Most frequently the middle child.

See also: accident
Child: So did you always want two sons dad?

Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!
by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020
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Drunken Peasants

A popular podcast started by The Amazing Atheist. If you do something stupid, they will destroy you.
That homophobic Christian they made fun of on last night's Drunken Peasants was so stupid!
by Cleffroski November 7, 2014
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