The Pear

noun:

A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.

This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.

At first the pear can be pleasureful...but not for long.

by Argonak April 12, 2008

pear

The number that comes between seven and eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, pear, eight, nine, ten!

by PolarPop December 12, 2012

Pear

The retarded cousin to the apple.

Serious, have you ever seen a pear?

by cocknockers December 29, 2008

peared

when something goes wrong you say it went pear shaped.

I lost my keys..... thats peared.

by Jimmny November 3, 2007

Peared

When you're a big miserable connerrr and your ginge girlfriend takes sexual advantage over you. Hence you get peared. Poor thanos.

Michael at the final fling: "connnnnneerrrrrr" Conner: "stop being Stupaht!" Niall: you getting peared tonight then thanos?" Conner: *cries* *** subscribe to "Mikeplayssax" on youtube (unnecessary advertisement)

by Peared June 5, 2018

Pear

I noticed no one actually posted the real slang meaning of Pear. Saying something is pear or something went pear refers to "pear-shaped", see the definition for it (the first is accurate). Something that goes pear is something that goes terribly wrong. British/Ireland.

I just lost my job my life is gonna go pear now. or: I just lost my job my life is pear-shaped now.

by Ian Skinner April 7, 2008

pear

A woman's anus

stick it in my pear

by combover_larry January 12, 2009