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The Peanuts

A large group of children, known notoriously as 'The Peanuts', harking originally from the brutal ghetto of Madley Park. However these children can normally be found in most areas of the United Kingdom and there description is as follows , of around 10 members with a core family unit that dominate the pack. These children are extremely aggressive resorting to use of poor English and minor vandalism to ease their boredom.
Example 1: (man walks down street)

The Peanuts: Your Gayyyyy

Example 2: (Group playing football)
(The Peanuts steal football)
( The Peanuts proceed to chew football)
The Peanuts: 'Go Back To Pube Land'

Example 3: (The Peanuts throw rock at window)
(Recipients get pissed off at The Peanuts)
The Peanuts: 'Its that man across the street, we saw him do it'
by The Charlie Brown and the KKK December 16, 2010
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Smuggling Peanuts

A description of an incident where the shape a persons nipples is clearly defined through their clothing.
It must be cold, because Stacey is really smuggling peanuts today.
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peanutwhale

A sexual act whereby the person (a male) tries to stretch out his penis and bend it backwards to insert it into his own anus. Also known as auto-analingus or self-analingus.
In a fit of sexual homo-erotic frustration, Ethan desperately tried to peanutwhale himself one lonely night.
by Franklyn Furthermarket February 19, 2008
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Packing peanuts

(verb)a euphemism for performing the act of anal sex, usually between two men
(Packing peanuts)

Hey Todd! Why weren't you at my bar mitzvah yesterday?

Sorry Chad. I was with Tyler. He really packed my peanuts last night ;)
by PEANUT GOD August 26, 2019
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peanuts

I got a bunch of worthless books for peanuts.
by Light Joker January 30, 2005
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peanutsexual

is where you love peanuts
john is peanutsexual because he loves peanuts
by say who now September 18, 2020
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Yummy Peanuts

When you are 100% serious and not lying. It is a word that is used when you can't tell if the person is lying or telling the truth.

Can only use the word in moderation, i.e once a week
"Dude, Dominic is lying."
"Nah man. He said Yummy Peanuts"
by Dynamo110 May 8, 2018
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