Panissquadragesimalissphobia

Fear of pretzels. Very uncommon.

"Your Mom has panissquadragesimalissphobia...?"

by R.I.E August 2, 2007

Penissaurus

A term which can be used as an insult I.E calling someone a dick head. Dick head in this sentence could be replaced with penissaurus.

"Man Alex is such a penissaurus I hate him"

by TheLegitDavid April 23, 2014

Penissey

1.When you jack off while listening to Morrissey.

I will be sure to do a penissey after I poop.

by Jack Wade April 7, 2007

penissy

adj. To describe something with penis-like qualities.

"Hey man, that bald guy over there is looking rather penissy today."

by dustinc87 December 14, 2008

Peanits

A dirty sounding word for peanuts.

Girl: I want more peanuts!
Guy: You want more peanits?
Girl: Yes!
Uncle: -zip-

by Bawk bawk September 26, 2010

Peanis

Peanis is a penis that is the size of pea! So very small!

As he pulled his pants down she couldn't stop laughing at this peanis

by DarkKnighttt March 12, 2017

Penissaurusrex

A mature sexist man who believes he's still attractive to women usually over 45 with a tiny cock and useless hands

See that old guy over there drinking halfs and staring at the barmaids tits he's a penissaurusrex

by Kali_mist November 4, 2016