Peyton Manning-ed

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris

Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."

by BFTQID October 16, 2012

Peyton Manning

The greatest QB of all time. Statistically dominant, cannot be stopped by any defense and will continue to win Superbowls and break records until he retires.

"I just played Peyton Manning in a game today."

"How many points did you lose by."

"A lot."

by luvYasey November 25, 2010

peyton manning

probably the best QB in the nfl now that hes won a super bowl and yea brady has won 3 but who cares his numbers arent that great and his team carried him anyway and that whole thing about manning being bradys bitch thats obviously stupid because as shown in the AFC championship game brady and the pats blew a 21-6 halftime lead and brady is clutch?

Tom Brady: "21-6 this is over"
end of game
Tom Brady: "sobs"
Peyton Manning: "Whose the bitch now?"

by 9700 May 31, 2007

pulling a peyton manning

Entering the "Big" game, only to choke in the presented pressure.

"Dude, what happened? You are the best, then you choked!"
"Sorry, man, I guess I pulled a Peyton Manning..."

The 2nd Super Bowl appearance.
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"

by Mrs. Manning February 2, 2014

peyton manning

See choker. One who chokes.

There's a reason Peyton Manning has never won anything in his life -- he pisses his pants when he plays any team that can put pressure on him. Throwing a million td passes against the texans and titans playing behind the best pass-blocking offensive line in the league doesn't make you a great quarterback.

by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 15, 2006

peyton manning

A commercial actor who occasionally plays football. He (as well as the occasional appearance of his hasbeen father and retarded little brother) has done commercials for Milk, Sprint, several Mastercard spots, Oreos, DirecTV, NFLshop, and would probably do Tampon commercials given the chance. Blames his teammates more often than not even if he makes an obvious error.

Is it true that you are an enormous sellout, Peyton Manning?

Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.

by NaoNao February 6, 2008

Peyton Manning

Statistically known as a great quarterback, but not a winner. Peyton Manning is known to choke when his team gets into postseason play. Just ask the Florida Gators. Peyton's Tennessee Volunteers pulled an O-fer as he lost to the Rowdy Reptiles 4 years in a row. Lost in the National Championship in College. In the NFL, his Colts dominate the regular season, but come January and playoff time, they lose. Even the refs try to help the poor guy out, but Peyton seems to ruin it. Manning is Tom Brady's bitch, Brady owns Peyton. We will see this January if anything has changed.

Peyton Manning(TENN QB)- Hey, I am Peyton Manning. Do you think I am a good quarterback?

Tony George(FLA CB)- Hell naw nigga, you suck dick. I intercepted yo cracka ass and took it to the house fuckboiii. And you lost. AGAIN. BITCH.

by Amit G October 19, 2006