partard

A person who is partly or semi retarded. They do not have all the characteristics of a fully retarded person, but possess a variety of similar afflictions.

"Was that guy retarded?"

"No, he was just partarded"

by Bee and Jay April 26, 2008

Pactard

Fanboi(s) of Manny (pacman) Pacquiao who really has no knowledge of boxing. When a Pactard Argues over boxing, their ONLY artillery are how another boxer is a pussy and racist comments... Arguing with a Pactrad has the equivalence of slamming your head into a brick wall due to their stupidity and ignorance.

Pactard: F**K Floyd He's a pussy he's all about money!
Sane person: Thats how he makes his living?
Pactrad: PACMAN WILL BUST THE NI**ER'S FACE IN! F**K THAT MONKEY!! PACMAN RULES PINOY POWER!!!!
Sane Person: Floyd is undefeated while pacman has 3 loses under his belt?
Pactard: HE STILL A STINKY MONKEY!!! LOL
Sane person: ... /facepalm

by Thizzlol April 5, 2010

Pastard

An adaptation of the word "Bastard" to be used solely in a context where pastries or sweets are involved, generally towards an individual that has had something to eat that you haven't.

Giulia brought her own pastries at work today and didn't share, what a royal pastard.

by Mysteryfox September 30, 2016

Pantard

A well-rounded retard. Retarded in every way imaginable.

Texting, smoking, AND putting make-up on while driving? Yup, she is a pantard.

by Thatguypointingatthatguy July 10, 2015

Pastard

1. A Pastor that is a Bastard. i.e. PASTARD.

2. Any pastor that tries too hard, is too young or goes door to door trying to convince you that there's an invisible man in the sky that talks to him.

3. All pastors, ministers, preachers, religious solicitors, clergy, people of the 'cloth' and deacons. (and anyone who got an online clergy card and uses it)

Bill: "That church dude really needs to cut his hair. He's a real pastard."

Jesus: "Yeah, it's freaking me out, dude."

Bill: "Woah! Where are your sandals?"

Jesus: "LOL, I think that pastard stole them!"

by NoSandal January 18, 2011

Pastard

It is said of a certain kind of flatmate that, when it comes to cooking, always resorts to the same old, readymade and frustratingly uninspiring pasta dish.

Flatmate 1: Ohh, tonight Rob's making dinner! I'm sure he won't let us down. He really has a gift for cooking.

Flatmate 2: Are you joking?? He's a f*cking pastard!! He always prepares the same bolognese spaghetti using the cheapest pesto sauce in the supermarket!

by A Cracovian flatmate April 21, 2011

paytar

Fuck nut, complete basket case. Usually eats toe nails for breakfast

Ew! He's Paytaring!

by Boogity117859 November 27, 2013