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Jelly Patroller

To stare at large people in suggestive swim wear at public beaches.
Greg is such a jelly patroller, he was creepin' on all the fatties at the beach!
by Ace double March 19, 2009
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poo particles

The very thing that is offensive about farting. It's the reason you can smell a fart, because it's actually tiny little pieces of poo floating around, ready to land on you. Or your food.
Person 1: Hey, who farted?
Person 2: Dammit!! I had my sandwich out, now it's covered in poo particles!
by ron burgendy October 28, 2007
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Paw Patrolled

Paw Patrolled is a sex move that requires the highest of precision. As you're fingering a girl, you yell at the top of your lungs "LETS DIVE IN!" and promptly jump in headfirst into her asshole. Lube is discouraged.
Guy 1: "Hey man, I paw patrolled my girl last night. It was wild, I had to get 3 other people to pull me out. Shits' wild man."
Guy 2: "Holy shit I should try that!!!!"
by YeetThatMeat September 17, 2018
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Patroclus

Achilles' boyfriend
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.
Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.
by Hugh G Rection May 1, 2006
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shag particles

Particles that occur during friction between two people, during sexual activities. They cannot be seen by the naked eye but are present and can be felt.
When a man and a women are enaging in sexual beahviour, the shag particles occur.
by Lil chick! December 1, 2010
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poop patroller

by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010
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booty particles

"Booty Particles"

The act of when anal is being done so roughly that the particles in your booty get on the genitals
Brian: "damn i was giving that guy the most rough anal ever, I think i still have some booty particles on my dick from it"
by mikastighterthanarubberband December 17, 2017
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