patouhas

a noun meaning: a person who will challenge anyone to a fight to the death, especially when unprovoked. Is usually just an idle threat and the person doing it is probably just all talk.

"some kid just challenged me to a fight to the death because i asked him to borrow a pencil"
"dont worry it was probably just by a patouhas"

by Reggles June 21, 2005

Pptoucher

A toucher of a woman's pp

Damn, that dude's such a pptoucher

by Damnsonnnn April 8, 2020

Patooche

Shorter way of saying “Pas touche” -don’t touch- in french.

Someone touches your mug
Patooche!

by Mr.beast123 April 12, 2023

patouhas

fuck it i dont know. an adjective for resplendent.

check out that patouhas quetzal. its so patouhas.

by rory the dog December 28, 2005

patouhas

its when you take a bag of feces and light it on fire then get high off the fumes and chuck the bag at stuff

You fucking hoodlums, ill get you for this how dare you patouhas my new cadillac escalade

by terd ferguson April 23, 2005

panoucha face

some one who has an ugly face

"ricky espindola has a panoucha face like no other"

by laredo January 17, 2008

Patochka

Consumer technology products with lackluster or outdated design. More often than not these items are bulky and appear to have been conceived and manufactured by the Soviets.

Man 1: Dude, do you have a laptop, I have to show you the new Fiat commercial with Catrinel Menghia?

Man 2: It's in the other room.

Man 1: (Calling from other room) I don't see it. Where is it?

Man 2: Right there, on the desk!

Man 1: (Entering room carrying laptop with two hands) Dude, this thing is such a Patochka! I thought it was your Dad's old stereo receiver at first.

by King of Flava March 22, 2012