Pythonism

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.

I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!

by Jess October 20, 2003

patronize

Well, 'patronizing' means to talk to someone as if they were stupid. Understand now? Good! :)

"And if you're a very good boy for the doctor, you might even get a lollipop!"

"Mom, I'm fifteen. Don't patronize me."

by Lillian Bell December 3, 2009

Patronizer

A person who talks down to people, who thinks they are superior to everyone else. They are very condescending in nature. In other words a complete bitch or asshole.

A patronizer will say things like "Stop that or I will make you go sit in the corner" or "That's a conversation for outside of this office". They will say things like this and use a patronizing or condescending tone of voice.

by Chiclet March 13, 2015

patronize

Talking to someone as if they were ignorant or stupid. Often said after a sarcastic statement.

Fox: Evening gents, Did we lose something?

Wolf: Don't patronize me, I know where your allegiance lies.

by ThaddeusTheThird April 11, 2006

patronie

exclusive group of hilarious individuals that gather for the purpose of adding material to a soon to be published book of quotes. usually aided by cafe patron.

patronie=good friends, good times

i am in need of some laughs with my patronies!

by hmcj December 15, 2011

patronize

A word no one understands because it's always used out of context.

1: Hey! Want to go to the movies later on?
2: Maybe.
1: Come on you'll have fun!
2: Stop PATRONIZING me!

by Sarah April 29, 2004

To Patronize and Harass

Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.

Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.

by joepillowpants February 23, 2011