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take the cow out to pasture

when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex
After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.
by TST November 11, 2008
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pastages

A dish consisting of pasta and chopped sausages.
A: Totally in need of some meat relief right now.
B: I'll get the pastages started.
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pasture chubby

This happens when you are wearing tight jeans while riding through a pasture (or off-road) in a truck. Next thing you know, you got a full on chubby because your jeans are rubbing on your penis. This is caused by the truck rocking back and forth due to the rough terrain.
"Damnit, these jeans are too tight, now I have a pasture chubby."

her: "Babe, why is your penis hard?"
you: "It's not hard, I got a pasture chubby!"
by Snuffy Jenkins April 14, 2014
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Masturage

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid jerk.
My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a Masturage.
by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015
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goose pasture

On the ranch, when you don't want the bull in with the cows, you put the bull the field with the geese. "Goose pasture" is that place where the male has no opportunity with sexual relations with the opposite sex. The phrase is aptly applied to the the situation a young husband finds himself in during the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy.
Ryan's wife is really big and pregnant now. I bet he's in goose pasture.
by Ron Erickson July 20, 2007
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take him out to pasture

Removing a person from your world. Then taking them out to a field and burying the body. So that the grass is fertilized and the cows can eat out in the pasture and I can enjoy a good steak.
That sorry no good MFer. Somebody needs to take him out to pasture.... (Find pasture- Pop Pop, dig, bury)
by jonesin9 November 23, 2021
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Masturage

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid masturbation. You don't get caught but you're still pissed as fuck.
My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a masturage!
by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015
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