pissflaps

Beef curtains. In polite circles, used as a euphemism to avoid the more direct reference to cunt.

Fucking Jesus! That tart's skirt is showing her pissflaps.

by titwanker May 29, 2003

pissflaps

1. The flaps that a woman's piss comes out of!
2. Term used to express immense frustration, best used in a board meeting when you've spilt coffee on your trousers

1. Honey, I'm not going to go down on you til you wash your pissflaps .
2. "Jenkins, what's the forecast on shipping sales for the next quarter?" "PISSFLAPS! Oh I'm sorry, what was the question?"

by wazzock2 January 28, 2005

pissflaps

Large pussy lips that hangs down in a woman like wonderful meat curtains. The best for sucking. Usualy has to be spread with the fingers during the act of pissing, to avoid weting herself.

She had to peel her pissflaps with her fingers before pissing.

by zebedeux January 26, 2007

pissflap

Singular of pissflaps. See pissflaps.

by Jus January 10, 2003

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.

Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

pissflaps

used in a game of pissflaps and ballsack... 1 guy says ballsack the other has to say pissflaps louder then the first guy says ballsack even louder again until 1 is too embarrassed to continue (or passes out.. u know.. which ever suits)


this game works best on public transportatin (ie. bus) or restaurants
WARNING: DO NOT PLAY IN FRONT OF PROTECTIVE PARENTS!!!

guy1 "pissflaps"
guy2 "ballsack"
guy1 "PISSFLAPS!"
guy2 "BALLSACK!"

by FRIENDLY NEIGHBOUR HOOD SPIDER MAN August 27, 2005

PISSFLAP

Long smooth Lips attached to the vagina or cunt usually nice ones not big pieces of cunt ham or big wads of bubble gum

That fucking cunt has nice pissflaps not like her friend who's cunt hams collect a half a roll of toilet paper every time she wipes her stinky hole...ya man nice pissflaps

by Lee the dirty pig June 5, 2009