Pastor-Aggressive

When in a church atmosphere, (typically in a youth group or bible study,) the pastor or leader asks for someone to pray, read, or a volunteer to help; they are passive-aggressively asking a specific person or persons. Usually with a stare right at someone when they are "asking the group".

Dude, when pastor asked for a volunteer to help pass out snacks, he pastor-aggressively stared right at me, so I HAD to do it.

by Bill yes for real its me October 20, 2016

Pastor Maldonado

a stupid racing driver. A Danger to everyone .

Every F1 Fan

" Pastor Maldonado is a a danger to everyone"

by Your Mum's m8 August 15, 2014

parkor

Parkor is a verb and basically you jump and kick off of something saying "parkor!" Like an idiot, but a happy idiot.

Friend runs and kicks off a building: "parkor!" *friend kicks off everything yelling "parkor!"

by Master of Parkor December 11, 2013

pakora

A pakora is an individual who is clumsy and alouf. Always forgetful and getting themselves into sticky situations

Maria; have u remembered the tickets?

Hash; ouuu what tickets?

Maria; OH PAKORAAAA!

by foopy August 17, 2010

Ska Pastora

Slang for Salvia Divinorum

Ska Pastora is right for me!

by Nicholas Roberts March 31, 2008

Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader

It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.

by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008

Pakora sauce

When engaging in unprotected sex with your lover while she is menstruating, the aftermath of mixed menstrual fluid/semen is known as "pakora sauce" due to it's uncanny resemblance to the tasty Indian accompaniment.

When she got out of bed, the pakora sauce was running down her legs

by Jambolobo March 12, 2011