Charlie Brown Parsley

Nickname for weed, pot, reefer, grass, dope, Mary Jane, hash. You get the idea.

Her: Roll me some of that Charlie Brown Parsley.
Him: She a bad mfer for calling it Charlie Brown Parsley frfr.

by charliebrownlover123 January 7, 2023

12 Parsecs

Freestayle hip hop collective originating from central NJ. Similar to the Wu-Tang Clan in these ways:

1. Geographic location
2. Hierarchy and Extended Family Members
3. Blaow

Damn son the 12 Parsecs be tight bangin like that

by Donald Bokachika August 5, 2010

Chopping parsley

Eatting pussy

Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley

by MJBL January 10, 2012

parsec

An astronomical measurement of distance (usually measuring distance to stars,) equal to about 3.2616 Light years, or about 3.08568×10^16 m (about 30,856,800,000,000,000 meters). Not a measurement of time. Derives from "PARallax of one SECond of arc."

Han Solo: "You never heard of the Milennium Falcon? She made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!" Silly George Lucas, leave the big scientific terms to Asimov and Clarke.

by Oakfish April 12, 2007

parsleyrod

The grooviest type of spanglified visionary elder style-icon green, yellow and brown felt leafy patterned first class LION. Once had a thing with the original Bagpuss. Likes Boats, Music, Potatoes, Parsley (his Catnip) and Dances when you're not with him but when you yourself are dancing.
What some may dare to say is an indoor special pet of fabricated Lion with a stack of personality.

Oh how nice it is to be back home, put the kettle on and ahhhh, wothca parsleyrod, I love ya!

by Pedro Morgano June 9, 2011

The Parselmouths

The Parselmouths are a Seattle based Wizard Rock group made up of Kristina Horner (see Fiveawesomegirls) and Brittany Vahlberg. They write and perform songs from the point of view of Slytherin girls who attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

You can find their music and awesomeness at their myspace page. www (dot) myspace (dot) com (slash) TheParselmouths.

Bellatrix: I sure do love that Wizard Rock. Especially 'The Parselmouths'. I too am a Voldemort Fangirl.

by Bellatrix and the Strange February 8, 2008

Cody Parkey

A guy who just likes to Hit the uprights while kicking a football.

Aldrick Rosas is never a Cody Parkey because he doesn’t ever hit the uprights.

by Meatingaura January 7, 2019