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wheeling park high school

a fucking awful school where teachers and staff don't give a shit about you and don't help you. it's filled with fake ass people, fake ass friends, people that will try fighting you left and right, guys that will use you, girls that will be sooooo mean to you, and teachers that will hit on you. rumors will also start about you and be spread by teachers staff and students. you will at least find one person that will stick with you tho. FUCK WHEELING PARK
Everyone at wheeling park high school, go fuck yourself.
by fsbyiswaigrr June 21, 2019
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Newbury Park High School

A high school in southern california. It boasts an International Baccalaureate program which is overrated. The students in the program act like elitists and snobs to everyone who isn't. At Newbury Park High, if you aren't taking at least Half IB classes and aren't getting straight As you aren't going to college according to IB students. Every now and then there is a phenomenal athlete who goes to a D1 school but other than that every sports team that makes it to CIF has lost in either of the first 2 rounds. Some of the guys try to act like bad-asses but none of the fights last longer than 10 seconds. As some describe it, the students don't care enough to start fights. The students at NP are all smart (except the burnout stoners), the difference is how much the student doesn't care. The really smart IB kids care a lot but they are a small minority, the smart kids in AP don't care enough to do IB and are just in it for the extra boost on their GPA and the dumb are still smart but don't care enough to apply themselves. This is probably due to the safe and protective atmosphere where parents don't let their children leave Newbury Park's borders at night for fear of the outside world.
A- "Where do you go to school?"
B- "Newbury Park High School"
A- "Is it fun??"
B- "... no"
by boredpanther September 18, 2010
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College Park High School

Rival to the Woodlands High School and Oak RIdge. Mostly white kids and a very tough academic environment. The pep rallies are lame and there is no school spirit whatsoever. If you aren't in the Academy of Science and Technology, good luck because you're on your own. Nothing interesting happens here, except redneck hicks chewing tobacco and students getting caught having sex. The assistant principals' sole purpose is to dress code people and just give you a hard time. The school food is shit, so if you don't want explosive diarrhea or dysentery, bring a lunch. The teachers are ehh, the football team sucks, and the school has of lot of cliques. There is a self-titled "Relevant Group" that only consists of football players and cheerleaders. Also, if you want drugs, they are readily available through the Mexican 'gangs'.
Person 1: Hey, you know that school College Park High School?

Person 2: The one with 3,000 white kids, 900 Mexicans, and 100 black kids? It sucks!

Person 1: At least it's not as snobby as the Woodlands High School.

Person 2: Yeah, those people are asses.
by woodlands inhabitant October 9, 2016
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oak park high school

A shitty high school filled with douchers that are just trying to get their dicks wet and sluts that'll take off their shirts after one strawberrita. Nicknamed "Smoke Park", it also is infested with pot heads that are simply dumb enough to bring Mary Jane on school grounds. Everything about this place sucks major ass except the potato bowl Tuesday's. God bless them taters.
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Hazel park high school

This is the school where bugs are all over the place, where everyone turns fake. The food can kill you!
by You_sucks_s_s_ January 16, 2019
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Forest Park High School

A Street Bruins or commonly known as speds also have a shitty play in December called the Polar Express that looks like it came from a mental asylum. JROTC kids are probably the most fucking annoying kids of the school full of school shooters and ratchet bitches who have STD's (deadass) White girl cliques also who have a nose in everybody's shit for some reason because they're so fucking bored with their lives. The classes also get dumber and dumber and less white by each year due to the changing demographics of PWC so it'll become full of greasy Hispanics who don't speak English and wannabe ghetto kids trying to act tough. I wouldn't be surprised if this school got shot up in the next decade.

You can't mention Forest Park without the drugs. Shitty acid tabs, dab pens full of Vitamin C and syrup and weed that looks like it grew in a sewer pipe. Supposedly some teacher also smokes with the students as well. Teachers are also a lil pervy and basic but some are cool. They all got a bunch of issues that they tell to their uncomfortable class

All in all, a great school for your kids and a delighting experience for all.

also, nice scenery of a forest as well, where the boys smoke.

6.9/10
Go Bruins
by 968673937447388 January 13, 2020
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Averill Park High School

A high school in Averill Park, NY. Probably best known for their accomplishments in the field of Teabagging and general buggery.
You went to Averill Park High School? How do balls taste?
by McTheQuickness November 27, 2011
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