Me: "Wanna go to a movie?"
PG: "Sure, but bring
protection and lets sit
on the back row... then maybe after we skate naked on the lake like that time I was in Paris with Morgan and his mom... oh and the cops... and I do kinda like you but I
don't want anything longterm."
Me:"WTF?? Slow down Parfait Girl.... one layer at a time! I just asked about the movie.... but I'll grab my skates."