amish paradise

Weird al parody of 90's rap song Gangsters Paradise

Lyrics from Amish Paradise:

...A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, i just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek, i really don't care in dact i wish him well, 'cause i'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell!...

by BObo D. HObo July 25, 2004

Liberal Paradise

This is a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, "free"comprehensive healthcare, "free" education, "free" food, "free" housing, "free" clothing, "free" utilities, and only Law Enforcement has guns.

Prison is a liberal paradise.

by MS Libertarian February 6, 2014

parisian carnival

During anal intercourse, preferably a three-way, having a female partner take an unused condom (deflated), and inserting it into another partner's anus; next, the condom is inflated with the first female's mouth while it is in the second female's anus; particularly skilled females can inflate the condom to the point of rupture

Dude, why won't my girlfriend do the parisian carnival with me?

by the parisian king November 26, 2006

Paradise Fears

SEX. Pop/Rock/Alternative band from Vermillion, South Dakota that contains six of the hottest guys ever. You will never meet a bunch quite like them.

You: "What did Paradise Fears?"
Me:"The Turtle..."

by turtlenation January 1, 2012

Paris-Roubaix

A Single day cycling race in Northern France region known as Hell of the North, Queen of the Classics and The Easter race. First run in 1896, Paris-Roubaix is one of the most demanding races due to the cobbled sections of the race. Racers use bikes that have stronger frames than tradition road bikes and have wider tires. The race also frequently has bad weather which turns the cobbles slick and muddy from run off. The trophy for winning is a mounted cobble.

Lance Armstrong never raced Paris-Roubaix.

by Eddy Merckx January 31, 2008

Parmiss

A girl called Parmiss is usually seen as sweet and loveable. She overthinks about everything and all she wants is to be in love. Though she seems shy, as you get to know her she’s a lot of fun and good for banter. Sensitive as fuck but very genuine and hella good for advice and deep shit. Get u a friend like Parmiss and u will 100% be so much happier. Also another trait is she’s very insecure for no reason ! My girlfriend is called Parmiss and she’s lit lollll
Name originated from Iran and was originally the name of a princess

Woah that girl is definitely called Parmiss

by Aguynamedsam December 29, 2018

Paris Effing

The hottest and coolest girl boss to ever exist !!

Person 1: omg look that’s Paris Effing!

Person 2: omg she’s so hot !

by ParisEffing July 13, 2021