Gift Parasite

A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.

I'm totally broke so I had to be a gift parasite and sign on that present you're giving Grandma.

by Bird Turggler November 23, 2009

Parasite

One who leaches off others whilst pretending to be their friend. Once they have their fill they move on to the next victim.

That Slimbo is a real parasite. Waited till his mate got a big payout then he and his mates bled him white then disappeared.

by Slimbo Kev February 10, 2017

Parasite privilege

Parasite privilege is when elites weaponize identity politics to deflect legitimate criticism or to protect their class privilege.

Sane person: Billionaires are parasites. No single person can create a billion dollars worth of value, their wealth relies on rampant worker exploitation.

Privileged NeoLiberal: What? You’re not allowed to criticize billionaires, that’s anti-Semitic.

Sane person: You’re disingenuously using identity politics to protect the powerful. That's parasite privilege.

by Wealthy Hobo March 8, 2021

parasite

some one who sponges everything out of you even your last breath given have the chance

" hey you wanna watchg that jonny c, he ll try take the lot of ya if your not carefull, hes a right parasite"

by legend13 April 13, 2010

Nittra Parasite

A positive parasite that is similar to the hormone Oxytocin. The Nittra positive Parasite get's into peoples brains and spreads love.

"I feel in love, probably got the Nittra parasite"

by mmmarcusss November 2, 2017

Parasite

A blood sucking vermin that drains strenght from it's host

The British royal family are the worlds most active group of parasites.

by black flag June 5, 2004

welfare parasite

the people that suck(the parasite)the taxes(for welfare) out of my paycheck because they are too lazy to carry their ass to work.

1. It would be nice to get a president that would get rid of all the welfare parasites.

2. It sho must be nice bein a welfare parasite, free moneys and free food..... I'm the dumb ass for having a job!

by gagarn April 25, 2008