Paraphilia

Paraphilia is a term that describes sexual arousal in response to sexual objects or situations which is considered abnormal or odd in some societies.

An example of a Paraphilia is necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses.

by Mistercity August 6, 2006

prophobia

being abnormally afraid of changing your profile picture, whether that be on facebook, twitter, tumblr, aim, etc.

Grace has a serious case of prophobia because she hyperventilates every time someone comments "default" on one of her pictures.

by suppgehh February 19, 2011

priaphobia

The rational fear of driving behind a prius.

This affliction is suffered by 99% of people who actually know how to drive.

Someone suffering from priaphobia would rather pull behind a loaded semi truck at a stop light than a Prius with the rational being that the semi will accelerate faster when the light turns green.

by Ferdinand Porsche January 13, 2017

Parakophobia

Fear of being watched while no one is arround

When I'm alone, I feel like something or someone is watching me even though I know that no ones there. I think I might have parakophobia.

by ZoudyWasTaken January 23, 2021

phalaphobia

Fear of a boner.

*Wake up with a morning wood...*
"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."
*The man saw his own boner.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by Vanguard September 12, 2003

pyrophobia

Fear of fire, or pyro

Shit im pyrophobic, i'm gonna get pwned by pyro…

by Pyro October 9, 2002

Pantaphobia

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

by Lezzy February 22, 2019