The Paralyzer

The sexual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. The man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his dick so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple orgasms.
I used The Paralyzer on Aubrey on Sunday morning and made her cum in buckets while leaving her sore for days.
by J Awesome March 25, 2009
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when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.
Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes.
by Dirk Diggler March 24, 2005
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when engaging in foreplay the male fingers the girl to the point of orgasm leaving her with dead legs and weak knees so when she tries to get up she falls to the ground due to weakness in her legs.
You should have seen it last night my girl was getting up to get a glass of water and she fell over...it was one gnarly paralyzer.
by PoonToon November 10, 2007
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Paralyzed

I am too paralyzed. That nigga Katt Williams is HELLA funny!!!
by Diamond Shell December 12, 2018
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Paralyzer

n. This sex move occurs when the man and woman are in the Missionary position, and the man somehow puts all of his strength and effort and thrusts so hard, the woman practically moans with anger and emotion, and cannot move for quite a while.
Dude, I just gave Becky a paralyzer. She couldn't move for five minutes!
by Fruityr March 19, 2008
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Paralyzer

When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.
Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!
by Jamie & Angelina March 05, 2007
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Paralyzer

When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.
Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!
by Jamie & Angelina March 06, 2007
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