The state when you are being incapacitated due to abusing your computer/TV i.e. too much gaming, surfing on the internet or getting stoned by the TV commercials.
Dudebro - Hey, wanna shoot/slice some evil creatures or actually do something outside?
Paralyzed Bro - Nah, I rather write with my friends on facebook than being with 'em.
(Paralyzed Bro - No, insert excuse here.)
Paralyzed Bro - Nah, I rather write with my friends on facebook than being with 'em.
(Paralyzed Bro - No, insert excuse here.)
by xHoodwinked August 23, 2010
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A combination of throat babies and dope fairies that are so tweeked out that they never sleep they get so quite to trick u into falling asleep so they can rob ur shit and put it into there fanny packs or tweeker bags and maintain they dont know shit and during tweeker sex they so still they paralyzed but they a nympho
Man that paralyzed nympho was so tweeked we fucked all night she never moved i fell asleep and woke up the next day and was missing my hand held my torch my dope and my dog.
by Star39.. December 6, 2020
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by Squinty October 13, 2019
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by AkatsukiShrek69 April 4, 2021
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I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
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