paperbag

a girl who either has a fat booty and an ugly face or has a sexy face and no booty

1) Suzanna is sexy af, but she has no ass. She is one sexy ass paperbag.
2) Sarah gotta fat ass, but she ugly as hell.

by These nuts bitch July 10, 2016

Paperbag

verb - to conceal one's feet in a paper bag while giving oral sex in a public place, thus creating the illusion that only one person is present. Common in rest stops and fitting rooms.

noun - one who engages in the above behavior

Origin: central Virginia

"She has been in the rest room for a while! Either she's taking a growler, or she's paperbagging the restroom attendant."

by Briscoe October 23, 2003

XXL paperbag

The largest size to go bag you can receive at McDonalds

OMG. I was so excited! When I went to McDonalds I got my food in a XXL paperbag!

by bruhanna May 28, 2010

Paperbag Princess

A girl that is so ugly you have to put a paperbag over her head while having sex so that you aren't disgusted.

Girl: Am I your little princess?
Guy: Of course you're my princess...My paperbag princess!

by Abbas Tard May 25, 2006

paperbag princess

A girl who is really beautiful and has a great body but doesn't necessarily dress the part.

Usually a hippie, or an accomplished woman who doesn't care about the latest fashion trends or other materialistic crap.

She's my paperbag princess.

Translation: She's beautiful inside and out, and doesn't feel like she has to wear tight brand name jeans to show the whole world her curves.

by beebee111 December 27, 2010

paperbag princess

Much like a butterface. A girl who has a great body, but a rather unattractive face. She'd be great in bed, but you just have to cut holes out of a paperbag and pop it right over her head.

GUY 1: "Hey look at that Nancy girl. Nice ass"
GUY 2: "Yeah, but look at her face."
GUY 1: "She's a real paperbag princess alright."
GUY 2: "Nice one."

by scottybouch January 27, 2008

paperbag willy

drinking any type of alcoholic drink concealed inside a paperbag, beer, booze etc..

Due, did you have to paperbag willy that ice house? We are 2 minutes from the house..

by C.J. Thomas February 22, 2009