Papal Whap

Pronunciation: pay-puhl waaap
Verb.
When the Pope smacks you in the face with his peener, penis, wong, or jolly roger.

It's an elite few who can say they've been Papal Whapped.

by Ramblin' Rose September 8, 2006

papal cut

Any chip, chop, groove, graze, fissure, furrow, nick, nip or laceration suffered at the hands of his Holiness.

You think the Pope got it bad when he was attacked at his Midnight Mass? His attacker had at least 7 papal cuts that required stitches.

by Catcm18 January 21, 2010

papal infallibility

The Catholic belief that the Pope is infallible; that is, he cannot err whenever he defines a doctrine of faith and morals, since he is guided by the Holy Ghost.

Papal infallibility is a paradox; at one point in time the non-infallible Pope declared himself infallible. But if he was not infallible when he declared himself to be so, then how can he make himself infallible all of a sudden?

by jsmith8800 February 16, 2008

Papal Delights

A specific workout done on a bench/machine in which the user moves only the body-- from the waist up-- in quick downward motions, working out the abs. It simultaneously satisfies and titilates the pope, cardinals, and assorted clergy.

Dan: Man my abs hurt, I did about 100 Papal delights.
August: Dude, sounds rough.

Pope: Mmmm

by Kneegrowmancer October 25, 2007

Papal Pound

When at Church giving thanks, instead of shaking the person's hand, you give them a fist pound instead.

I am a huge germaphobe, so at church i give people a Papal Pound.

Some young punk at Sunday Mass tried to Papal Pound me.

The Pope, Papal Pounded Howie Mandel on the set of Deal or No Deal.

by The Ryne Man October 3, 2009

papal apology

n. Any meandering speech touching on noble intentions, shifting societal norms, the infallibility of the church, and vague regrets, delivered in a clownish war bonnet.

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Do you think the Ukrainian war will end with a papal apology?

I do not care. As long as it ends.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

Papal Gimp

When you are in the basement of your friends house but only come out on Sunday.

“John Henry was very excited to get out on Wednesday, because as the papal gimp he usually only gets out on Sunday”

by kellyhasabowl July 2, 2021