Pee your pants less

Something you angrily yell at a social worker (who in the past has urinated on themselves at work) when you are getting kicked out of your program.

Social worker: "you need to leave, you are a safety concern..."
Crazy woman getting kicked out: "Pee your pants less!"

by sun shine's out my... November 16, 2011

Pantslessness

A state of being without pants.

Jane: "ok, well, most people don't spend a lot of time pantsless"

John: "most people dont get to enjoy the freedom of pantslessness then"

by Badandy December 10, 2005

panthress

A super confident sexy woman who’s beyond her mid thirties and owns the room and any man in it.

Michelle is such a panthress meow. Man she’s not a cougar she’s a total panthress.

by MBstyle January 12, 2021

Pantless

1. A lack thereof pants.
2. To be at peace with ones legs.
3. A state of perfection. Not to be confuzed with the state of New York. Or Arkansas. Or Victoria. Or Hungary. Which is a country.

Pantless Dave is the king of the interweb. Bow before his might. The pantologists shall crush ye beneath their mighty pantlessness. Ye shall be cleansed, and ye pants burned.

by Pantless Dave April 21, 2006

pantsness

General term for the appearance of a man's pants or jeans, specifically the fit and style (or lack thereof) or the manner in which he wears them. Can refer to either a good fit (intriguing nooks and crannies evident, emphasis on the ass) or a poor fit (pleats, tapered pants, ass-obliterating sagging). May also refer to good pants worn badly (plumber's crack, waistband under armpits). Can be used to describe specific pairs of pants or to a man's entire pants wardrobe or taste in pants.

"He's kind of cute but he really takes bad pantsness to a whole new low."

"Mike's pantsness makes women sad in the pants."

"My boyfriend gives amazing pantsness. He's like a 9.5 on the pantsness scale!"

by rrrrocket November 2, 2007

pantslesspajamas

PantslessPajamas is a 25 year old American storytime animator. She is known for being a colourist for the TheOdd1sout,and is known for being insanely underrated.

Did you hear that PantslessPajamas reached 500k today.

by Aram Animates July 17, 2020

Montreal's pantless marathon

A ridiculous event ( that took place in Montreal Canada on January 11, 2015) in which people took the metro wearing no pants, but underwear.

If you took part in Montreal's pantless marathon you should be ashamed of yourself and I want nothing to do with you

by Sexydimma May 19, 2016