pantsed 

If you've lost a game of pool without sinking a ball, you are supposed to dack yourself and run around the table with your pants at your ankles.

"Man, I got pantsed at the club"

pantsed by Sarah1131 April 11, 2006

pantsed 

When a priest pulls your pants down to see what you got for his goodies

I got pantsed by father (insert name) today, now I will be saved.

pantsed by John Hopper November 18, 2004

Shit pantsed 

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they excrete stool in their own pants. All though this is extremely hard to do, there have been several recorded events in which this has occured

You: Dude, what smells like shit?
Me: Katie, she is so shit pantsed right now man!!!
You: hell yeah!!!

Shit pantsed by 1Girl2Pants November 16, 2009

Piss-pantsed 

transitive verb: To accidentally urinate in your pants despite being fully aware.

Oh shit, Johnny just piss-pantsed himself in the garden.

Piss-pantsed by gertzy8 September 26, 2008

PJ pantsed

Having your sexual overtures preemptively deterred by your partner wearing a pair of ratty old (usually flannel) pajama bottoms to bed. Not to be confused with getting pantsed, it is the opposite of peacocking. Whereas peacocking is defined as dressing for attention, just as peacocks use their feathers to attract a mate, PJ pantsing is a conscious effort to dress down, thereby sending a clear signal to your prospective mate that there will be no nookie tonight.

I thought she was in the mood after a couple glasses of wine, but when we got to the bedroom she PJ pantsed me, rendering me flacid in no time.

PJ pantsed by Bart County Scrivener January 27, 2015

Captain Crazy Pantsed

To have one's Quality Score reduced to the point that an Adwords campaign is no longer profitable. In reference to a infamous episode of a drunken Google Adwords Software Engineer who shows little social restraint.

I was killing it on Acai Berry offers, but then my quality score got Captain Crazy Pantsed, and I'm losing money now.

Captain Crazy Pantsed by Captain Crazy March 10, 2010

tight-pantsed pedo 

someone of age (18) who likes to completely ruin their life for a girl much younger than the age of 18 by having sexual intercourse and sleeping in malls. also can be used when seeing a tight-pantsed pedo taking disgustingly sexual myspace pictures with his underage victim.

"dude that guy is a tight-pantsed pedo, she totally was underage"

"hey look at the tight-pantsed pedo sleeping in the food court over there"

tight-pantsed pedo by gerardito April 21, 2006