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pando moment 

A moment of existential angst where there's nothing really wrong, except everything is fucking wrong; a low-level freak out in which the world feels like it's about to end and you're just over everything, undergone by many in quarantine or just trying to live their day-to-day lives. This term was created on Michelle Gomez's Instagram in April of 2020.
"I can't bake anymore, cook anymore, dance anymore, I'm over it! It's a wee bit of a pando moment."

"Crying for no good reason? Piling on the pounds? Staring at the carpet? You might be having a PANDO MOMENT!"

Cred: michellegomezofficial on Instagram
pando moment by sadtwissystan April 30, 2020

ando pando 

A masculine female. A leader. A goddess among mortals. A descendant of Jesus Christ himself, the Ando Pando, also referred to as “Jen”, confidently struts around the block. She is outrageous and crude; her infamous stories perhaps divulge too much information. Yet, they are entertaining at the very least and life-altering at their best. Her sewing skills are that of a professional designer- her clothes are more exclusive and of better quality and character than Gucci - her floral print dresses with uneven hems make Givenche look like garbage. Her spirit animal is a wild tigress, and she follows suit in the bedroom. She has only one flaw, and only she knows what it is.

May you be blessed to encounter such a mesmerising circus anomaly as Ando Pando.
“Yo Ando Pando, chuck us a ciggy
ando pando by Glitter Clitter April 10, 2019

Paedo Sheen 

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers
Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen
Paedo Sheen by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks
Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo
a word that would come from your weebs friend while christmas is coming, and it has no meaning
HASHIRE SORI YO KAZE NO YOU NI TSUKIMIHARA WO PADORU PADORU
Padoru by your weebs buddy November 13, 2018

paldogangsan 

a fucking BOP
a song from BTS's second album, O!RUL8,2?, which was released on September 11th, 2013
Also known as the Satoori Rap, it was written by Pdogg, RM, Suga and J-Hope, the song was produced by Pdogg
A FUCKING BOP
Payton: Hey, you've heard Paldogangsan, right?
Tiana: Hell yeah, that song is a bop
paldogangsan by woah a hoe March 29, 2018