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Panch

Similar to punch, except it must be performed by someone possessing great power, such as a viking or ÜSKÜDAR.
In addition, a panch must either split the panchee in half lengthways, or cause the panchee to explode.
Collin: I'm listening to Kashmir right now.
Jami: oooh, i like that song :P
Collin: Who doesn't?
Jami: My sister.
Collin o_____0 She must be panched.
Jami: Mos def.



Brian: I panch you!
{Gory explosion noise}
by Tazar.The.Yoot January 18, 2009
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Dankey Panch

To give someone a donkey punch and it makes them queef.
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Fanny-panch

A fanny-panch is the Mexican equilibrium of the U.S. political suburb of Texan State (end quote).
You’re a fanny-panch
by Blurry2248 January 1, 2021
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Panch

a HARDDD pinch
"yo lemme panch you, fucker"

"AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK"
by SipCipher July 27, 2022
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Panch

a HARDDDD pinch that involves twisting the skin at a 180 degree angle
"hey lemme panch you, fucker"
"AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
by SipCipher July 27, 2022
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