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The armpit of California... seedy desert town filled with poor Mexicans
Easy side Palmdale!!!

-Afroman
palmdale by Jason Isaacs March 26, 2005
When you trick someone in thinking they dropped something and you go to pick it up like a nice person, then from the ground you jump palm strike uppercut them in the fuckin chin like a shoryuken.
You better quit flapping your gums or I’ll Palmdale your ass!
Palmdale by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020
The Beverly Hills of the High Desert. It's better than bad.....it's good.
I just got a good job....im moving to palmdale.
Palmdale by anonymous November 26, 2021

Palmdale Armando

A God, a legend, a goat , a beast, last but not least, a MF chingon
Hey Anthony, you will be a Palmdale Armando one day!
Palmdale Armando by Chingon Defs February 21, 2022

Taking a trip to Palmdale 

To masterbate. Popularized by good ol' Dr. Cox. Also, masterbating is the only thing worth doing in Palmdale.
Joey was lonely so he considered taking a trip to Palmdale

palmsdale 

v. the act of getting your palm and going to town on your penis. This "going to town" on your cock is a pleasurable experience. This usually leads to an orgasm.
Dude I saw the best mo'fuckin porno last night i went to palmsdale with that shit on man!
palmsdale by samyeaboy April 27, 2009