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Pastor Ted

A gay man or lesbian, usually closeted, who actively works against gay rights or supports politicians that do so. The Uncle Tom of homosexuality.

Named after megachurch leader Ted Haggard, who was infamously shown to have taken meth and received massages from a gay escort in private while denouncing the evils of homosexuality in public.
Notable Pastor Teds include Mary Cheney and reverend Haggard himself. Filthy hypocrites...
by W@tcher December 14, 2008
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Pastor-Aggressive

When in a church atmosphere, (typically in a youth group or bible study,) the pastor or leader asks for someone to pray, read, or a volunteer to help; they are passive-aggressively asking a specific person or persons. Usually with a stare right at someone when they are "asking the group".
Dude, when pastor asked for a volunteer to help pass out snacks, he pastor-aggressively stared right at me, so I HAD to do it.
by Bill yes for real its me October 20, 2016
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Pastor Maldonado

a stupid racing driver. A Danger to everyone .
Every F1 Fan

" Pastor Maldonado is a a danger to everyone"
by Your Mum's m8 August 15, 2014
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pakora

A pakora is an individual who is clumsy and alouf. Always forgetful and getting themselves into sticky situations
Maria; have u remembered the tickets?

Hash; ouuu what tickets?

Maria; OH PAKORAAAA!
by foopy August 17, 2010
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Ska Pastora

by Nicholas Roberts March 31, 2008
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Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.
by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008
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pakcord

#1 dating server on discord, best owner was jazil, everyone else in the server sucks, don't bother talking to anyone besides him. You can potentially find a rishta and get to know how Pakistanis actually behave.
That pakcord server is amazing
by 123jaz January 23, 2019
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