A gay man or lesbian, usually closeted, who actively works against gay rights or supports politicians that do so. The Uncle Tom of homosexuality.
Named after megachurch leader Ted Haggard, who was infamously shown to have taken meth and received massages from a gay escort in private while denouncing the evils of homosexuality in public.
Named after megachurch leader Ted Haggard, who was infamously shown to have taken meth and received massages from a gay escort in private while denouncing the evils of homosexuality in public.
by W@tcher December 14, 2008
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The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor
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The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor
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The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
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