PaedoPhil

Someone who is interested in children in a sexual way called Phil.

Did you hear? PaedoPhil is being released today!
Oh look, there's that PaedoPhil!
PaedoPhil got locked up again today, the dirty paedo!

by MyWordsAreMyOwn January 10, 2021

Paedogeddon

Conjunction of the words paedophile and armageddon first used by Chris Morris in the 2001 Brass eye special "paedogeddon" to satorise the media hype surrounding paedophilia issues of the time.

" anyone who is offended by Chris Morris's paedogeddon brass eye special is clearly a cocoa-shunter "

by Edward Owen June 6, 2007

paddock basher

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal

City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?

by mr bog December 8, 2010

Padoogled

When under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.

Eastcoast prenounciation: Badoogled

I was totally padoogled last night! I took my forth shot and started talking like the godfather, giving people "offers they couldn't refuse".

by Tullihia! July 18, 2009

Padoinker

A middle-class Yorkshire slang word for the pressure regulator valve used on a pressure cooker

Excuse me, do you mind passing me the padoinker so i can put these potatoes on the boil? Many thanks.

by TuesdayWinning May 8, 2019

Paedofinder General

A character from BBC Three's Monkey Dust, an animated series of much dark ad twisted amusement.

I am the Peadofinder General and by the powers invested in me by a phone poll in the News Of The World, I declare you guilty of being a Peadofile and sentence you to death.

by Meat Safe Murderer February 7, 2005

paedo pellets

old mans favourite confectionary: werthers originals

the old man lured the small child into his car with his paedo pellets

by dibs August 6, 2006