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Pain Train 

A word to describe a devastating punch to the face, nuts, or stomach.
Pain Train by John Elden Ring October 17, 2023

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what every league of legends player thinks and hears when a mech zero sion uses his ultimate ability

and or a shitty friend

All Aboard The Pain Train 

What is heard by one about to sustain a serious beating...said by the conductor of the ass whooping
That twink just cut me off! ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN

Here comes the pain train 

When you feel the ground shaking better step to the left.
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN

Back Door Pain Train 

When one comes behind a male and hits him in the nuts or penis by coming up through the legs from behind.
Man, last night my girlfriend gave me the worst back door pain train!

Four Finger Pain Train 

The four finger pain train is a controversial practice commonly used by boorish Neanderthal girlfriends in order to dominate their significant other. It involves the sudden unannounced insertions of the four non-thumb digits of the hand up to the hilt into the partners anus. This usually causes the the victim to writhe around in agony for several minutes. But in rare cases can be greatly enjoyed by the recipient.
Dude, I was in Econ the other day and Brian told me that he totally got four finger pain trained by his girl last night. The crazy mofo enjoyed it!!!