Leaving a trail of cum diagonally from hip to shoulder. An affectionate gift of love for your pageant winner.
Anyone could give her a pearl necklace, but I declared her a winner with the pageant sash.
She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.
The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.
She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.
The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.
by pageant winner March 6, 2011
A beauty pageant is a competition that focuses on the looks, physical appearance and personality of the contestants. Beauty pageants are very glamorous which include gorgeous long dresses, swimsuit wear and fashion wear (their choice) and the winners get a big crown and sash with their title. Beauty pageants are for any ages as there are different categories. The title the beauty queen wins is important to them. Example, Ms Universe. Beauty queens are dedicated to helping out in the world and do charity work to raise money for charities. Girls competing in a beauty pageant have to look gorgeous so they get their makeup, tan and hair done to stand out.
by Basicbaby January 26, 2020
The feeling that everyone in and or associated with the glam rock band Pageant secretly hates you and thinks you're weird and annoying
by Mackenzie_2706s September 10, 2023
a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.
by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018
A disgusting exploitative event which involves children going on a catwalk wearing skimpy clothes and the contestants (usually girls) are dressed to look like scantily clad sluts by their parents. They're pretty much forced to dress up in slutty clothes, high heels, and an obscene amount of make-up and mascara applied.
These girls' parents actually back this kind of thing up and spend thousands of notes (even SELLING their own house) to buy the make up, get the clothes and take a flight to a 5 star penthouse suite for their childs' so-called "career".
Child Pageants are also a wide target for pedophiles and sexual offenders. The parents often say that they are no different than other children, even verbally battling the contradictions, sometimes abusively. The French government have gone as far as banning it from France. It's an immoral event which should be banned in every country.
These girls' parents actually back this kind of thing up and spend thousands of notes (even SELLING their own house) to buy the make up, get the clothes and take a flight to a 5 star penthouse suite for their childs' so-called "career".
Child Pageants are also a wide target for pedophiles and sexual offenders. The parents often say that they are no different than other children, even verbally battling the contradictions, sometimes abusively. The French government have gone as far as banning it from France. It's an immoral event which should be banned in every country.
by TehLulzTrain February 12, 2014
Pageant Fever is the feeling one gets when she has an extreme desire to compete in a pageant. She is most likely a former title holder (winner) and has been out of the game for awhile. Watch out for women with pageant fever, they will most likely at least place in their next pageant.
by Gazelle40 July 2, 2011
Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.
by starla25 January 21, 2012