Penes and Beans

Plural noun
A multitude of male genitalia

Synonym: Cocks and balls

With extreme determination, he sniffed out the penes and beans.

by richardhardman April 26, 2021

penes

A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".

Most penes are around 3 inches flaccid.

by anonym0u$e December 3, 2022

boom panes

'Boom Panes!' is a Filipino street slang expression which means that you either got owned, butt hurted, or broke/lost in an argument, usually just small arguments that lasts around 2-3 minutes. It is shouted by either, the winner of the argument or the crowd who just felt like shouting it to support a person's debate.

Basically just any argument that was ended by someone shouting 'Boom Panes!'

by Dr0pp3dB455 October 16, 2014

monty panesar

"The turbanator, The Sikh of tweak, The beard to be Feared"

Monty Panesar.

England Cricket left arm leg spinner, characterised for his trademark patka (casual turban), beard, staring eyes, massive hands, hillarious fielding and celebrations as well as for being an amazing spin bowler.

Often dubbed as England's brightest spin bowling prospect.

Why the feck was Panesar dropped for the T20 world cup?

HA! Monty Panesar actually caught the ball...oh no wait...

Is that Panesar's 5th wicket?

Monty Panesar rocks my socks!

by Robbyd21 October 10, 2007

Parnes

Verb. To relentlessly verbally assault, especially for a minor offense.

After Vern said he thought Seinfeld was not funny, everybody could tell by the look of disbelief on his face that Ben was about to parnes him.

by Jordan Carr July 4, 2007

pamnesia

Pamnesia is the state of mind in which you forget a girl's name. It can be embarassing if you've already had 'relations' with said female.

T: Who was that hotty you took home last night?
B: Dude, I have no idea. I must have pamnesia.

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

Painesopaido

Painesopaido is a fat guy who eats everything within sight, usually things like chocolate and chips but he won't hesitate to eat a fucking cock. Also most likely has a girlfriend called theo

Quickly! Painesopaido is coming! Run for your life! Oh wait he wanted my food..

by SwkosEnasKaiMonadikos April 9, 2021