sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

paedophile

Kiddie fiddler - usually linked to primary school education

Alan Jackson loved his job, because he could watch the six year-olds changing for gym

by Ian Jackson December 11, 2003

pedosmile

The creepy look predators give in mug shots.

That dude on the news last night had such an obvious pedosmile, the authorities should have known at a glance!

by KinxD Lite January 27, 2009

touch of a paedophile

touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 25, 2008

paedophile

Scum sucking piece of shit who preys on children for their sexual pleasure

1. He's a paedophile and should have his nuts cut off.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.

by urbankhaos May 17, 2003

paedophile

A Paedophile is also known as Pedo Paedo Paedophile or Kiddie Fiddler

It's common in Britian to say Nonce

Definition: You

Person 1 Hey, why was Boris Johnson arrested?

Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.

Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!

Person 2 Why?

Person 3 I'm an offending paedophile - I noncd a kid!

by 6Kiddie Fiddler9 March 8, 2020

paedophile

a sicko

by (.Y.) October 22, 2003