A person obsessed with looking up current topics and words in wikipedia. Mainly for the thrill of seeing a padlock and saying to oneself... "Dam, that must be one heated topic"
by SiLentThReaD December 15, 2009
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Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty Padlock all night!
Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.
Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.
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The shadiest and dodgiest person in the known universe. His real name is Gary, and where he got the name 'Pedlow Bob' from is anyone's guess. Wears a trench-coat and flings it open at passer-bys; no-one knows what is contained inside which Pedlow Bob seems to find so interesting.
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by Snuff y luffy January 12, 2009
Get the Paulowatts mug.A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.
-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...
-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!
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by O-Dogggy May 15, 2008
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Here is an example of Nate Pahlow's trick jumping skills.
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