p diddy

a man who fucked jennifer lopez in the ass so bad that she broke up with with him and married a pussie like marc anthony
im going to go all p diddy on you girl
by Extremely Easy Ed July 28, 2005
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p diddy

1. A nickname granted to men whose first names begin with P throughout America, often in office or academic settings. Assignment of nickname has no correlation to recipient's likeness to a rap artist, more to the desire of those around to feel cool themselves.

2. Version 2 of the name used by Sean "Puffy" Combs for his recordings, Version 1 having been Puff Daddy.
1. - Yo, P Diddy, pass me a medium binder clip!
- I think we're out. Would a large one work, Glen?

2. - Did you hear P Diddy's latest track?
- Frankly I haven't listened to a damn thing by that guy since he broke up with J Lo.
by discoanna June 19, 2005
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P Diddy

Someone who can't decide what his name is.
Puff Daddy? Sean "Puffy" Combs? P. Diddy? PICK A NAME
by CV February 27, 2003
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Puff Daddy

W wanksta who can't create his own music, and has to rely on ripping samples from the "80's Greatest Hits" CDs to make money.
by AYB March 12, 2003
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P Diddy

A useless big-lipped tongue rolling bigot that makes a lot of money. Has his own clothing line and likes to wear fur coats.
P.Diddy was admitted to a hospital yesterday after a bee stung his already enormous, ugly, and unsightly lips.
by Viggo November 20, 2004
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A man no better then the group Mini Vanilli that "lives off of" and copies everyone elses music because he cant write his own.
Person 1: Dude you hear P Diddy's new song?

Person 2: Whos song?
by Eric July 06, 2005
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by markthemainmankonn March 03, 2010
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