Oxygen thief

An idiot or otherwise worthless person.

Dan is an Oxygen thief - he brings nothing to this world.

by frick1 February 24, 2010

Oxygen Thief

An individual who is so stupid, ignorant and inept that their breathing and existence in any environment or location should be considered a crime due to their inhalation of oxygen that would be better utilized by others.

I can't believe that Mike was promoted. He is the biggest oxygen thief in the office.

by Kernal Oil July 17, 2009

Oxygen thief

A living human who continues to waste valuable oxygen that many feel would be best preserved for other uses. The oxygen is predominantly wasted through the beings ineffective contribution to society leading many to question their existence on the planet.

"Jim, who is this big-titted mongloid on the front on the newspaper?"

"Bob, Thats Katie Price, she is the biggest oxygen thief known to man"

by aKp123 February 21, 2010

Oxygen Thief

Someone that is completely useless, a waste of space & bothersome and consequently shouldn't be stealing the oxygen we breathe

A true Oxygen Thief is a speed camera operator hiding near the bushes

by Jasperdistra September 28, 2010

Oxygen thief

A person who is so useless that they are literally stealing the air from those who need it more.

A thicko.

A cretin.

A moron.

"hey i hear Jamie hasn't paid his child support again"
"oh man, that guy is such a fucking oxygen thief"

by Spaz hand August 27, 2018

Oxygen thief

Those in our community that consume OXYGEN but are of no real value. Particularly those who inhale large amounts of OXYGEN and exhale copious amounts of CARBON DIOXIDE in the process of expounding at great length on one issue or another. READ, POLITICIANS, LAWYERS, BARRISTERS, BANKERS, STOCKBROCKERS.

OXYGEN THIEF: Current Batch of bankers with thier hand in my pocket to bale them out after causing the WFC through thier own greed and arrogance. Current batch of politicians with thier hand in my pocket to give money to the current batch of bankers and stockbrokers.
What can a pidgeon in NYC still do that a stockbroker cant?
Leave a deposit on a BMW.

by MEANOLDBASTARD May 16, 2010

Oxygen Thief

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.

Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) April 27, 2015