ownz0red

To be completely and utterly dominated in some game or event. Also, z0red.

Jebus, i was just ownz0red by that team of awp whores.

by RoboSpy March 12, 2004

Ownzjoo

An unpleasant, arrogant, conceited, egotistical, ignorant, unsophisticated, anti-social, bi-polar son of a bitch who lacks the moral values that 99% of the world possess. A man who rivals, but ultimately exceeds the flaming gayness of Richard Simmons by epic proportions. Spends an exorbitant amount of time sleeping because he enjoys dreaming about giving men blow jobs and reach arounds. Likes the taste of cum, but loves the taste of cum when it comes from another man’s ass. See anal creampie. May post false definitions of himself on urban dictionary in hopes that other men will give him a rim job. Known as the tyrannical teabagger to his gay friends. Exercise extreme caution when approaching ownzjoo because he may: 1. curse violently at you for no apparent reason and/or 2. knock you unconscious in an attempt to have anal sex with your lifeless body.

1. Oh no, here comes Ownzjoo. Quick, lets commmit suicide so we don't have to put up with his bullshit.

by Aaron Green December 8, 2004

Ownzors

Somewhat common Videogame Slang. Means "To Own", which connotates victory on some level.

Dude, I Ownzors you!

by warbear2 November 12, 2003

Ownzed

Own3d, Owned, shown up, humiliated, proven wrong greatly, defeated badly, stopped aburptly, the result that one faces when trying to compete against DX.

DX ownzed you, and posted the YOUSA OWN3D image for good measure.

by DeathscytheX July 1, 2003

ownzor

Noun - Someone/thing that owns.

Holy shit! That ownzor just mauled the fuck outta him!

by Ragnarok February 24, 2004

ownzor

one that "owns"

Fuck man, you are ownzor.

by beened January 22, 2004

Ownzorz

Slang term for really really really really really good.

Frank: That chicken sure tasted great, huh Jeff?

Jeff: Yeah, that chicken sure was ownzorz.

Frank: And cianide sure smells like almonds, huh?.

by Jack Swinburne May 12, 2007