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Orbital Commander 

Navigating through a group of fat people, either in a crowd or in a line
In order to move along the buffet line, I had to orbital commander around a group of fatties lingering around the chocolate fountain.

Orbitation

orbiting around the fuck I give
me: doing nothing
random person: what are you doing

me: *being clear about not doing absolutely anything*
also me: I'm doing the ORBITATION
Orbitation by mister tiddy October 22, 2020
An Orita is an intelligent girl that has a mind of a mature human being but the thoughts of a child. They are sexy asf and always will stick by your side. They are loyal and creative. They are great at anything when it has something to do with words like, riddles, word searches, spelling, meanings and other stuff. They are lit, funny, cool, and chill. They are well known but don’t even know it.
OMG isn’t that Orita! She’s so friendly and cool!

I wish I was an Orita.

Yo! Bro isn’t that Orita?! She so damn she’s fine asf!
Orita by tech savvy June 2, 2018

orbital bomber 

orbital bomber - n - A space craft used to bomb terrestrial targets from orbit. Generally they deploy tungsten rods about 20 feet in length and 1 foot in diameter and strike with immense power.
"HIMEOBS orbital bombers have just struck enemy positions inside the mountain. There's no way they could've survived that!"
orbital bomber by TheScribe August 11, 2006

Orbital Bombardment 

The act of commencing a high yeild military strike on a planet's surface using a satallite or spacecraft as a weapons platform.

Attacks of this manner can be noted for the ability to deliver increasingly large amounts of firepower to a surface target anywhere in the hemisphere with accuracy rivaling that of a smart-bomb due to all targets being in the Line of Sight.
These attacks are also nearly impossible to defend against, as solid projectiles must fight gravity to engage attacking ships and orbiting vessels can manuver better than ground targets. Thus dramaticly reducing the risk of the attack...

Single precision attacks are often reffered to as an orbital strike while more powerful salvo and barrage styled attacks tend to be used for leveling a metropolis or larger.

Uses of an Orbital Bombarment include Ground-Force Suppression, Instalation Neutralization, and for those of us with no reguard for civilian life... Genocide.
Enemy forces are on the move... commence orbital bombardment on these coordinets.
A method of shooting liquor, usually vodka, by placing a full shot glass against the orbital bone around your eye and letting the alcohol absorb through your eyeball.

While this method delivers the alcohol quickly and directly into your brain, it has a high chance of causing blindness, sometimes permanently. May also cause you to bang your sister.
I just saw my parents having sex, I need to do some orbitals.

Depth perception is for bitches, let's do orbitals!
orbital by 4nonymo July 28, 2010