ordering Chinese

When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!

Ordering Chinese later if you want some!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019

big smoke's order

Big Smoke is a character from GTA: San Andreas. In the mission titled "Drive-Thru", the crew goes to Cluckin' Bell, a fast-food restaurant. The crew all orders a decently-sized meal, only for Big Smoke to order something consisting of over 7,000 calories.

Big Smoke: "I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda."
big smoke's order

by mRKiPs November 29, 2016

reduction of order

Reduction of order is a technique in mathematics for solving second-order ordinary differential equations. It is also a technique used in restaurants by math geeks who change their order to an amount less than originally requested.

I went to McDonald's and ordered two Big Macs, but I changed my mind and ordered only one. They didn't like my reduction of order.

by murr2k March 14, 2009

refraining order

A refraining order is when someone tells you not to say something to someone other than yourself.

Suzy: You better not comment on my sister's fat ass again. You're under a temporary 'refraining order' until we leave her house.
Jimmy: Yes dear.

by Bryan Gilbreath April 16, 2009

orderback

The facilitator of the ordering of food for a group of people.

Hassan: "Hey would you guys like to order some wings?"
Kevin: "Sure I'm in, but I rather die than be the orderback"

by Eenisgorder February 2, 2015

Mr Odgers

A god among men. If you anger Mr Odgers he will smite you. Respect his drip.

"Did you see Mr Odgers? He killed Mateen."

by Xander Boi March 16, 2020

Order 69

So it`s like order 66 except instead of the clone troopers hunting down and killing their Jedi generals, they rape them instead. I know, weird... pervert clones!

Darth Sidious: ...the time has come, execute Order 69...
Clone commander: yes my lord.
Jedi: the droid army is advancing to... wait what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Clones: *rape the Jedi*

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic August 26, 2020