when you have the best sex ever with someone you do not care for or ABOUT, and your guilty conscience makes you physically ill, it's called orgasmic remorse. it's the new "food poisoning" excuse.
by hilda50 October 31, 2013
Get the orgasmic remorse mug.When you have the BEST SEX ever with a person you don't care for, or, about. Your guilty conscience makes you physicaly ill and you can not go to work. You call off work ill with the "Orgasmic Remorse" excuse...it's the new "food poisoning" of excuses.
by hilda50 December 14, 2013
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The action of a mobile phone or tablet falling from your one handed grip and falling on your face, whilst laying back and masturbating to porn, explicit images or facetime on your phone
Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.
by dutchrudder May 14, 2015
Get the Orgasmic Face-Splat mug.An irrational fear of cumming/orgasming. Most common in females, it is most likely psychological. Someone suffering from this will stop themselves right before they cum because they’re physically unable to.
“I’ve been with my boyfriend for a year yet I’m still unable to cum. I think I might have orgasmicphobia.”
by natokraM lehcaR May 29, 2020
Get the Orgasmicphobia mug.Dood i drank so much liquor and the line for the bathroom was out the door but when i finally got to the urinal i had an orgasmic piss! whew it felt great!
by Knite Rider January 28, 2007
Get the Orgasmic Piss mug.by Anhedonis October 28, 2009
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by krazi daisey !!~!! bo's clone...tihehehe January 19, 2003
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