Orgasmeister

The Orgasmeister, otherwise known as The Chosen One or Big Sexy, is the only one that can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby watching the audition tapes for Sesame Street. Essentially he is the sexiest man to walk planet earth, and every girl that has any sense of sexual competency wants to get down and dirty with him.

Person 1: "Yo the second Gracie saw how long my tongue is she creamed her pants."
Person 2: "Dude shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Bro don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."

by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021

orgasmaraid

1. n. really good gatorade that gives one the sensation of having and orgasm after consuming.

2. n. a sexual position acheived by having sex with another person, and right after you orgasm, hit them in the back of the head, steal their purse and all their stuff, and run away.

1. Dude...did u see that guy in the lunch line drinking that fruit punch gatorade...? He just like, totally screamed 'OH SUSAN!' after taking a sip...must be some damn good orgasmaraid.

2. Dude, you know that rich kids single mother? Well the other day, I delivered her a pizza, and she couldnt pay, so we did the nasty on the floor, and I thought she was a bitch so i gave her an Orgasmaraid.

by MC Derf September 18, 2006

orgasme

kåthet og glede

Kjennes vått etter film

by Tordis April 25, 2003

orgaster

deserver of a pleasuring male moose cock

"I sure wish i had an orgaster right now"

by SLB July 7, 2006

orgasmcrack

the music of Girl Talk (the artist)

I was listening to some orgasmcrack the other day, & ever since I've forsworn sex & illegal drugs. After all, all I really need is orgasmcrack.

by abundantmango May 4, 2009

OrgasmaRoast

To Masterbate over a roats/ suday dinner or a picture of a roast.

ALfter Dinner i'm Gunna have a Fat OrgasmaRoast!

by LilJay-2k8 January 17, 2008

Orgasmirifc

Something that you enjoy; being in a sense of having a good time..

Today is fucking Orgasmirifc......

by Sam (Slick) H. January 2, 2008