ontologistics

A theory of social change (linear ontology) in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

Ontologistics depicts a recursive (self-referencing) path of social change.

by sandraxine August 26, 2018

oovologist

Someone who is a master in oovology, which is the study of UV-Blue.. by far the best blue raspberry vodka out there

Sean Rooney.. the only living oovologist

by Holtz April 3, 2005

goreologist

A goreologist is a person whos an expert on gore videos and good at detecting real and fake gore scenes, and has a wide collection of gore videos and photos
And can be used too in another way of saying a surgeon

The goreologist told me not to eat anything 10hours prier to the surgery

by Sirenglory May 19, 2023

orgeologist

"An orgeologist could be a female or male who knows everything and anything involving threesomes, foursome's, gang bangs. Anything that begins with a hole and ends with pure satisfaction. Something the average person would think is perverted or unbelievable, they have not only experienced it but lived it. If you haven't encountered an orgeologist, it is highly recommended you add this to your bucket list. I promise you that you won't be disappointed!"

"Chelsea, there is a huge orgy tonight. I need you to call Dr.David; he's the local orgeologist; he knows more about sex than the book of Kama Sutra."

by Dirty.David/Chelsea. September 1, 2024

Charm-orologist

a person who works in Baltimore also known as Charm City who is an expert of meteorology that presents a daily/weekly weather forecast for the area.

WBAL, WJZ, WMAR and FOX 45 News have the best Charm-orologist who present the weather forecast to our city.

by Dunkadelic Era September 7, 2020

ontologist

A philosopher who, first of all, deal with the nature of existence in relation to being a human being. Secondly tries to extrapolate these findings to other known and not known beings in existence.So a primary question is: What is the nature of being a human. Possible answers may be used to predict behaviour or to understand behaviour. Also an ontologist will attempt to determine what rules and statements that are valid within a certain domain of existence.

They are skilled ontologists and have mapped the organisation to a large extent.

by Dajmon December 22, 2017

oniologist

a person who studies onions

Oniologists have studied the growth of onions and have concluded that the onion is a mathematical term for any natural number.

by Jan Karlo November 20, 2021