Marching Orders

Any instructions handed down from on high which clearly delineate where to go and what to do.

I don't care what you think, my marching orders came from the CEO, so if you don't like it you can take it up with him.

by jennix March 19, 2012

he orders Rieslings at the bar

A code phrase to identify someone in public space as a homosexual.

Did you meet Ted? I think he orders Rieslings at the bar. Especially after seeing him pay for it with money from his purse.

by Dappersnake August 2, 2010

Captains Orders

When everything naturally goes your way because you're the shit - you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with "captains orders"

Nick: you need to take a hit of this dank ass shit, Captains Orders.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.

by USeLeSs_iDiOT July 30, 2010

Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013

Restraining Orders

What posh people call ball stranglers or tighty whiteys.

"I was in my Bentley on my way to have tea with the queen but I was forced to return home due to the fact that my new restraining orders were chafing."

by Super Giga Mega Nesbitt May 11, 2015

Marching Orders

Giving someone the boot, generally a man gives a woman the marching orders and dumps them from a relationship

Julia was annoying me for weeks, so i gave her the marching orders!

by Seth m tut December 12, 2010

GTFO Orders

When the USG (US Government) gives orders to all US citizens in a different country to get the fuck out, usually due to political unrest and violence. The USG usually provides transportation and security, via US Army, to escort citizens out.

The US State Department has issued GTFO Orders for Syria, time to get the fuck out!

by attnaboutfaceforwardmarch October 11, 2011