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Third date? It's opening day, dude!
by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
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Ease of Opening Index

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.
Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.
by rperazag May 21, 2010
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Fake VHS Openings

A particular type of videos that show intros for VHS tapes that don't exist. While some of them are decently made, a majority of videos are recorded with an external-device (a camcorder or an iPhone), which is of insanely poor quality.
"I have ever seen some fake VHS openings about my favorite cartoon Thomas and Friends." - Some VHS fan
by Ryan900USAYT February 10, 2022
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Opening day of Shopping

Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.
Sarah: Betty, its the opening day of shopping this weekend!

Betty: Ill grab his credit cards!
by brandon2k9 November 5, 2009
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Soft Opening

When a man masturbates prior to having sex, in order to last longer.
Bro, I have a hot date tonight. I'm gonna have a soft opening first.
by Cire Nicnor March 30, 2015
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Opening a can of whoop-ass

(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being
The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.
by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009
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opening theory

n.-A chess term for the strategy employed in the first couple moves (opening) of a chess game. Nonsense if you want to have fun.
Haven't you studied your opening theory?
Shut up.
by raskolnikov, PhD. April 12, 2007
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