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optimus prime

leader of the Autobot Army in Transformers, and the sexiest robot alive.
by SexyLexie September 25, 2007
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Optimus Prime

The result after Chuck Norris banged a truck.
by xVinnie2o9x February 23, 2009
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Optimus Prime Style

A very highly advanced sexual manuever. Starting in laying down doggy style, man on top, you slowly as a team move to crouching doggy style. Once that has been completed in one swift motion she swings her leg around, while insertion is still taking place, into a crabwalk position. This is not for the weak of heart or decepticons.
Hannah: What happend last night?
Brent: You kept asking me to fuck you optimus prime style.
Hannah: Oh. That's why Willie kept saying "autobots roll out!" while I was leaving this morning.
by gingerloversRus October 15, 2009
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optimuscoon

The sworn enemy of nigatron. His whole existence is to stop nigatron from raping, free styling, looting, and beating in the hood.
Damn, Optimuscoon just wuped nigatron's ass.
by anonymous August 27, 2017
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Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)

Emily: "Holy gosh, you are the best boyfriend! If I were to give you a specific scientific title, it would definitely be Homo optimus!"

Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)
by Evelyn Noah August 22, 2011
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optimus fat

Someone that indulges in the world of fantasy, is overweight and believes they are of mystical or sci-fiction power.

adj. a transformer based insult.
Hey optimus-fat, get of your space shuttle there aka the couch and take a shower this week!

did you see optimus fat, he had cat puke on his shirt all week and watched pokemon!
by lord nummers July 11, 2010
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optimus primal

The commander of the deep space exploratory ship the Axalon, this Maximal took the name of his childhood hero in hopes it would make him helluva tough. It kinda did...but being a gorilla worked better. He fought man times with the beastial t-rex megatron, and it sorta resembled a scene from the remake of king kong. He went of into space and was blown up by jamming himself into a toaster like object based on the moon and created by the alien race 'The Vok' that was casting a death beam onto earth in order to explodify the energon deposits placed there by said beasties. He came back because if he didnt the series wouldn't have gone anywhere and he was granted a hoverboard. A monkey with a hoverboard, how quaint. Anyway, he clashed again with megatron and his beasties, going through a decepticon agent, his ship, and the axalon in order to preserve peace. Finally, Megatron found Optimus Prime sitting on his pimp throne in a volcano and blew his head to itty bitty pieces. This didn't stop Primal; he acted brashly just like Mr. T and took Prime's spark into his body, and he began to mutate as if he were Mr. T and he ate his greens and drank his milk every day. This made him Optimal Optimus, and he was truly helluva tough. He was a monkeytankplanebot, and acted like Prime for an episode. Ultimately, he starred in a spin off of beast wars called beast machines and halfway through the show the rating went into the toiled and mainframe made him perform some brokebackesqueness with megatron, falling into the heart of cybertron while emracing his foe, claiming that he wished he knew a way to quit him. They both died...I think.
Well, that's just Prime! -catchphrase of Optimus Primal

Transform and roll out! -while possed by Prime
by zeromus prime February 23, 2007
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