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opportunkitty 

An opportunity to get some pussy, using "kitty" to describe that good-good.
I went to the club last night and had an opportunkitty to smash this Ho, but she was so sloppy I decided to bounce and go home with a carne asada burrito instead.
opportunkitty by GlazeHer July 23, 2016

opportunision

The ability to see opportunities.
Opportunision allows entrepreneurs to seize untapped markets before the competition.
opportunision by Inspireyou September 6, 2009

opportunititties 

When you get an opportunity to see some tiddies
Dude one: hey you tryna go to the strip club or sum thing

Dude two: hell yea man you know I don’t say no to any opportunititties
opportunititties by Girl genius aye February 24, 2018

opportunities newsletter 

that great thing in your inbox that has opportunities in it
Have you checked you opportunities newsletter yet? I hear it has lots of great opportunities.

opportunartist 

Opportunistic artist. A person who is driven to create art or craft from anything and everything at hand. Specializes in using unique materials that others would discard and may even turn day-job leftovers into masterpieces after hours.
Dang, that guy's an epic opportunartist -- he stays after work at the acrylic factory to build massive lit cities from scrap!
opportunartist by hipneck January 29, 2023

opportunarian 

a person who supports, advocates, or practices eating whatever they can get for FREE
Last semester I started out as a vegan and then I kinda backslid into being a vegetarian, but by the end of the month I'm usually just an opportunarian.