christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation

Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.

by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011

Ownage Scale

Degrees on the scale 1-10
Represent sexual progress made in a relationship between girl/guy
Degrees of Scale
1. Holding Hands
2. Peck on Cheek
3. Kissing
4. Kissing with tongue
5. Outercourse (dry humping with clothes on)
6. Fooling around naked(touching boob)
7. Handski(Fingerbang/Handjob)
8. Mouthski(Bj/Eating out)
9. Intercourse
10.Baby
The goal is to get as high as possible without hitting 10(unless you want to get pregnent)

Using the ownage scale.
I level 1 owned with Sarah. (I held Sarah's hand)

JP got level 7 owned by Amy. (Amy gave JP a hand-job)

Oh shit! I level 10 owned Lisa. (Shit Lisa's pregnant with my child!)

by vipers June 13, 2008

onnat

Onnat means “on that”. Lost of people in the NJ/NY area use it on a daily basis and is usually used in text messages and conversations.

“Don’t worry about the bill, I gotchu onnat”
“I ain’t know you were onnat type of stuf bro”

by kingkb4 January 7, 2019

onna otaku

Japanese term meaning, "she-geek". Normally used to describe girls that go no where without their Nintendo DS, taking care of their virtual dogs, or playing on a computer constantly or obsessively reading manga and anime. (Normally yaoi.)

Oh wow, she's so nerdy, she must be an onna otaku.

by rawryalawl June 24, 2006

ownage time

1. An establishing of dominance over a situation at a predetermined time.
2. A situation in which ownage is occuring.

1. "If she comes back up here talking shit, it's ownage time"
2. Guy 1: "That guy is chugging two beers and smoking a cigarette at the same time!"
Guy 2: "That's ownage time!"

by ownage time August 9, 2006

ownage beans

A way to describe someone who owns or is ownage. Originated from a kfc tower defence when the baked beans tower is upgraded.

I'll just upgrade this tower... AND NOW THEY'RE OWNAGE BEANS!

by roboduck February 26, 2009

ornag

When a small, hairy creature much like a troll grows on your penis. It has the appearance of an erection when visible.

Dude, Don looks like he has a hard on. Oh wait. That's just his ornag.

by Johnny Showertime February 15, 2017