oniga'd

When someone blurts an uncontrollable spazz at something that shouldn't be spazzed at.

Joe: Yo, out of my way.
John: Shut the fuck up eat a dick, fucker!
James: Wow, you just got oniga'd.

by Liam Makes Words. October 9, 2008

Onikalvr

Onikalvr is my wife bye-

Namonikalvr world domination thank you. 😍😩

Onikalvr is the best tiktoker. They are funny and entertaining. I love when they end people’s careers.

by .namjoonslvr December 22, 2020

Ouija-Wank

When someone masturbates to photos/video of the departed when they were still living

Dave: I heard Charlotte past away..

Shaun: yeah man it's really sad going to give her one last Ouija-wank for the road.

by Little_doomer_ July 10, 2022

onika burgers

A stupid reply of a reply to a tweet about North West's drawing of Kirs Jenner.

Replace part of a word(s) with "onika" and another part with "burgers."

Onika in reference to Onika Tanya Maraj otherwise known as Nicki Minaj

Friend 1: Why she ate

Friend 2: she=onika ate=burgers

Friend 1: Why onika burgers?

by beep_boop_ February 18, 2023

onika smile

the widest prettiest smile ever. all of your teeth are shown in it and you look silly but cute and authentic. it’s very common but a lot of people are ashamed of having it and try to fix it (especially ones with ugly colored teeth). although it hasn’t been proven yet, scientists suspect it comes from the indian race, or somewhere middle eastern.
some celebrities have it including:
nicki minaj
katy perry
mariah carey
noa nini
and sometimes the legend of the sea, demi lovato, uses it for sympathy.

1) “i wish i had whiter teeth for the photoshoot in 3 days so i can show off my onika smile”

2) toulouse: “when is ariana going to die already? i’m sick of her fake ass smile and how she pretends to love us”
piggy smallz: “you wouldn’t say that if she had a onika smile”

by roymance June 8, 2020

ouija

The greatest ripoff in Parker history.

Only board game in existence to have no way of winning, losing, or knowing if people are cheating.

Bob: *moves Ouija piece and scares the crap out of everyone*

by gratitude October 27, 2005

Ouija board

A board game sold by Parker Bros. based off of a Victorian-era parlor game. The name comes from joining the French & German word for yes “oui” & ja” together. The pointer moves because of overcompensation by one person to the involuntary hand movement of the other, which is why it takes two people to work. Once the pointer start moving, one person subconsciously “answers” the question asked the other asked and involuntarily moves towards the answer. Which is why “the board” only answers in languages the players speak and can’t answer questions to which the players don't know.

The only satanic thing about this game is the amount of money Parker Bros. make off of this scam.

Skeptic:
"Ouija, who were the first two men in space?"

Players & Board:
"...."

by Tragic Story September 28, 2004