by McGyver March 17, 2007
Get the one eyed piratemug. When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.
by Ryan April 20, 2004
Get the one-eyed piratemug. When you blast a girl in the eye and then kick her. Why this is attractive to anyone is beyond reason. Often results in being shot by the receiver.
by Bainemo August 16, 2004
Get the One Eyed Piratemug. When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.
by Lylyann July 11, 2016
Get the One Eyed Piratemug. When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!
by LTrain23 September 5, 2008
Get the The One Eyed Piratemug. The act of a female impersonating a one legged pirate by allowing her lover to kick her in the shins and cum in one of her eyes.
Girl 1: "why are you limping and wearing an eye patch today?"
Girl 2: "Oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night. Aarrrrrrrrr me hearties!"
Girl 2: "Oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night. Aarrrrrrrrr me hearties!"
by DannyBoy78 September 27, 2008
Get the One Eyed Piratemug. man 1: dude guess what i did to this chick last night
man 2: what?
man 1: i gave her the one-eyed pirate
man 2: nice work dude!
man 2: what?
man 1: i gave her the one-eyed pirate
man 2: nice work dude!
by elkshockey12 December 11, 2006
Get the one-eyed piratemug.