one hundred million smiling little ones

The little tadpoles in your semen

look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!

by Dozle February 18, 2007

One in a million

One in a million means that you stand out in a crowd and you are special

I am one in a million

by Anonymous_hate_writer December 29, 2019

one in a million

Kick-ass song from the one and only guns n roses. axl talks bout his childhood when it all was totally fucked up, and by the way, you idiots, when he says niggers, he meant it in a way that people like the NWA say it, not in a derogetory sense, and when he says faggots, hes talkin bout some fuckin paedo who tried to rape him when he was a kid. u shud check it out if you're depressed

Dave:''Dude, you heard 'one in a million'?''
Kurt:'nah man, i just got dumped, then found out i got an STI, so im too depressed to listen to music'
Dave:'well listen to it you idiot n you'll really cheer up'
Kurt:'ok dude'

by Hargy69 June 24, 2006

one in a million

Being conceived even though both birth control and a condom were used.

Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.

by Cazo March 18, 2009

One in a million

A god, someone who is above all standards, makes everything look easy and rarely has had a moment in time where a girl was not present in his life

Dave is deff one in a million

by poppin my colla\' October 25, 2006

The One in a Million Clause

A reply you say when somebody asks you to do something that you do not want to do. Usally it is something that requires hard work or something that you do not want to do. You claim that if you do the favor, a one in a million event that causes harm will happan to you. The event will almost never happan but it is slightly possible. A more polite and more annoying way to say no.

Mike: Hey Josh, did you and George go on that roller coaster.

Josh: We were but George used the One in a Million Clause and claimed that he might fall off and die.

Mike: Well that must of stunk.

by phuntime May 6, 2011

One In A Million

A term used to describe a moment where someone does something beyond idiotic. The term is used because it describes the fact that only one sperm out of a million reaches the egg and the fact that this person's sperm just happened to be the one that fertilized it. ie: "One in a million, and you were the one who got in"

Friend decides its a good idea to jump on a trampoline while on a skateboard, then proceeds to slip off and break his leg and arm.

Me: One in a million dude, one in a million.

by One In A Million #1 January 11, 2009